May 17, 2008

Iron Man

Directed by John Favreau
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrance Howard


Although I grew up immersed in the Marvel Universe, Iron Man was never very interesting to me. He was just a guy in a suit. But he's always been a major player in the MU and has grown more and more important in recent years. It was only a matter of time before they got ol' shell head up on the silver screen.

A note on movies about Marvel characters. All the marvel films until this year were produced for a variety of different companies, a result of marvel selling off film right to it's various characters when the company had financial trouble in the 90's. So Spider-Man was made by Columbia/Sony, X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Daredevil by 20th Century Fox, Blade by New Line, Hulk by Universal, etc. Besides Spidey 3 and X-Men 3, Marvel films have lately been god awful suck-fests (both Fantastic Fours, Punisher, Elektra, and the worst film of 2007 Ghost Rider). Marvel has since wised up to how profitable these films can be and created their own film production company, to self produce it's own properties. Iron Man is the first of these self produced films. And they knocked it out of the park!

The greatness of this film starts in one place: Robert Downey Jr. He is totally comfortable in playing a character that has to have a pretty drastic change of heart (PUN!) He brings a casual humor not present in other uptight, underwritten heroes (see Nick Cage in Ghost Rider). Unlike some Batmen that were shitty Bruce Wayne/good Batman (Val Kilmer) or shitty Batman/good Bruce Wayne (George Clooney), Downey owns this role as Tony Stark, from frivolous billionaire arms dealer, to frustrated but driven inventor to heroic armored warrior. Gwyneth Paltrow shines as his assistant/maybe love interest (where's she been?) and a bald Jeff Bridges creates a classic ally turned nemesis.


The movie looks phenomenal. The Iron Man armor just pops off the screen, in every scene. (I'm a rhymin' machine!) My only disappointment was in the final battle, it wasn't quite as grand as it could have been. After such great build-up and what looks to be a heavyweight showdown between armored foes, eh. It's just an "eh" battle. Also, Terrance Howard's "Rhodey" does nothing but whine. He's gonna be big in the sequels, but in this film he does zippy.


One pitfall inherently built into the super hero genre is the orgin story. You gotta do it, and it probably will take up the an hour of your film. Some do it in flashback (Daredevil, most Batman films), others play it straight (Spidey), but few make the orgin more fun, if not all together better than the rest of the movie. Iron Man is the first event film of the summer. And (I KNOW IT'S EARLY!) could be the best.

Movie Cheetah's Grade: A




** One last note. I don't think this is appropriate for young children. It's PG-13 for a reason and has some cold-blooded violence. Executions, torture, and a frolicking love scene make this a no-no for the Dominator, I don't care how much he wants to see it. Rent the kids the Iron Man cartoon from the 90's. It sucks, but you may fool them!

May 10, 2008

SPEED RACER


Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski
Starring: Emil Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon


Growing up, there were 3 cartoons that blew me away as a kid. Toons so original in style and content that they haunted me day and night and any chance to view these cartoons resulting in dropping whatever else was going on and/or making my parents late for wherever we were going. These toons were Jonny Quest, Robotech, and Speed Racer. With fond memories of being glued to the tube Sunday mornings while the fam scrambled to get dressed for church, the Dominator and I went to a sneak preview screening of Speed Racer on last Saturday morning.


I'm gonna scream this so everyone understands. SPEED RACER IS A KIDS MOVIE! Don't expect the Matrix. Anyone who clubs this movie is a freakin' idiot. This was not made to win Oscars (though vizFX and sound editing wins could be possible) and not made for stuffy adult film critics to gush over. It was made so a five year old could understand it. I realized this during the film as the Dominator was bouncing out of his seat, laughing and having plenty of "wow" moments. The good guys are good, the bad are bad. The family business stays together and takes on the evil corporation. And all you have to do is win the race. It doesn't break down any simpler.


Those prone to seizures, vertigo, heart palpitations and pregnant women should not watch this movie. It's visually on another planet. It's as close to a cartoon come to life as ever made. Some people hate this. I say embrace it! There are even a few moments when the film departs reality and goes into full blown acid trip mode, but these are timed well to illicit either laughter or heightened anticipation from the audience. You've got to see this on the big screen, and it's probably even better on IMAX. The races take your breath away and though the action is fast and frantic, it's well thought out and shot in a way so that it's possible to comprehend what's going on, unlike some recent CGI smorgasbords (Transformers). There's also some good kung-fu fights and... wait for it... NINJAS!

It's a good cast, though not much is asked of Hirsch (Speed), who blew me away on Into the Wild. But Ricci (Trixie), Fox(Racer X), and Goodman(Pops) are picture perfect, as is the kid cast as Spritle and the real star of the film, Chim Chim the Chimp.


So, if you go see this, make sure you bring a kid or at least a kid at heart grown up. Prepare to relive some sixties-ish family values and Saturday morning fun. I'm by no means a "car guy" but even I couldn't resist being caught up in the action, the excitement, the spectacle... the Speed!


Movie Cheetah's Grade: B

May 7, 2008

Movie Cheetah Archive

Links to all my past reviews. On one handy dandy page. What'll I think of next? There will be a link to this page on the links list for all-time. So let it be written, so let it be done.

2008
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - A
Slumdog Millionaire - A
Encounters at the End of the World - C
Milk - C
Vicky Christina Barcelona - B
Wanted - B
The Dark Knight - A+ , The Dark Knight Academy Awars Update
Wall-E - C
, Wall-E Academy Award Update
Iron Man - A
, Iron Man Academy Award Update
Pineapple Express - B
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - F
Speed Racer - B

2007
There Will Be Blood - A
3:10 to Yuma - A
In the Valley of Elah - A
No Country for Old Men - A
Michael Clayton - B
American Gangster - A
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - B
Elizabeth: The Golden Age - C
Surf's Up - C
Across the Universe - B
La Vie en Rose - C
Juno - A
Gone Baby Gone - A
The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - C
The Bourne Ultimatum - A
Transformers - B
Once - A
Eastern Promises - A
Atonement - B
Ratatouille - A
Cloverfield - B+

2006
And the Oscar goes to....
Marie Antoinette - B
Babel - C
The Prestige - A
Half Nelson - D
The Queen - A
Little Miss Sunshine - A
The Departed - A
The Devil Wears Prada - A
Flags of Our Fathers - C
The Black Dahlia - C
Click - B
Monster House - A
Happy Feet - C
United 93 - A
Pan's Labyrinth - A
Letters From Iwo Jima - A
Poseidon - D
An Inconvenient Truth - B
The Illusionist - A
X-Men: The Last Stand - B-
King Kong - A

2005
Crash - A
Kingdom of Heaven - B
Elf - B
Kicking & Screaming - F
Closer - A
Ray - A
Saw - B+
12 Angry Men - A
Waiting... - A
Robots - A
Sahara - B+
The Hichhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - C+
Layer Cake - C
Before Sunrise - A
Before Sunset - A+
Empire of the Sun - B+
Rear Window - A
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster- B
The Bad News Bears - B
Blade: Trinity - C+
Alexander - F
City of God - A
Collateral - A
Elektra - F
Batman Begins - A
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - B+
One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest - B
Hotel Rwanda - A
The Longest Day - B
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle - A
Johnson Family Vacation - F
Garden State - A
Team America: World Police - B
Ocean's Twelve - D
National Treasure - B
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - A+
Sin City - A+
Fever Pitch - C+
Star Wars: Clone Wars - A+
Be Cool - D
Nausicca of the Valley of the Wind - A+
Shaun of the Dead - A
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - A

2004
Best Films of 2004
Troy - A
King Arthur - C+
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie - B
Constantine - B
Shark Tale - C
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy - A+
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban - A+
Shrek 2 - B-
Alfie - C
Van Helsing - B-
Friday Night Lights - A